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"OPEN
AND SHUT MARRIAGE"
Ten Minute Play
by Bruce Kane
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Bruce Kane Productions 2009
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"OPEN
AND SHUT MARRIAGE"
by Bruce Kane
LIGHTS UP ON MARTHA STRAIGHTENING LARRY’S TIE
MARTHA:
Here, let me help you with that.
LARRY: Thank you, darling.
MARTHA: Handsome as a prince. Who is it, tonight?
LARRY: Susan. A salesgirl I met while picking out your birthday present.
MARTHA: And a lovely gift it was, too.
LARRY: Susan said you'd like it. She was the one who really selected it. You know how I am with those things.
MARTHA: Thank her for me. She has excellent taste in jewelry... and men.
LARRY: I'll tell her what you said... She'll be pleased to hear it.
MARTHA:
Is Susan pretty?
LARRY: Lovely... Almost as lovely as you.
MARTHA: You think Peter will like the way I look?
LARRY: He'll love you.
MARTHA: I hope so. He is such a sexy man.
LARRY: Before you go.
MARTHA: Can it wait, Larry. I am running a little late.
LARRY:
This will only take a second.
MARTHA: My dearest always comes first. Besides, it's good to keep a man waiting.
Gets his juices perking.
LARRY: I have a terrible confession to make, Martha.
MARTHA: What is it, dear? What's wrong?
LARRY: Remember our conversation last year?
MARTHA: Which one?
LARRY: The one we had after Tony and Judy broke up when she found out about his affair.
MARTHA: Yes... That was where we agreed that statistically, we'd be faced with the same problem, sooner or later.
LARRY: And we decided that our marriage was much too important for it to flounder on the rocks of infidelity.
MARTHA: Poetically said dear. But can you get to the point?
LARRY: It's about the agreement we reached to set aside every Tuesday night for each of us to see whoever we wanted openly and above board.
MARTHA: So long as it didn't interfere with the marriage.
LARRY: It's about those Tuesday nights.
MARTHA: They are working out wonderfully, too. Aren't they?
LARRY: Yes... Well... That's what I want to talk to you about.
MARTHA: It sounds serious.
LARRY: It is. Quite serious.
MARTHA: Oh dear.
LARRY: It's not what you're thinking.
MARTHA: Then you haven't gotten involved.
LARRY: No.
MARTHA: Good.
LARRY: It's something else.
MARTHA: Go on. Please. I want to help in any way I can.
LARRY: It's about last Tuesday night.
MARTHA: Last Tuesday... You were with someone named Joan, or Joanne, or something like that.
LARRY: That's not quite true.
MARTHA: Whatever her name. As long as you enjoyed yourself.
LARRY:
I wasn't with a woman.
MARTHA: Ohmygod!!!!!
LARRY: It's not that Martha.
MARTHA: Then what the hell is it?
LARRY:
I was at the movies.
MARTHA: The movies???
(The play continues)
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