ONE ACT PLAYS by Bruce Kane

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ONE ACT PLAYS THAT LOOK AT THOSE THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE SO HILARIOUSLY FUNNY SUCH AS ROMANCE, INFIDELITY, EMOTIONAL MASOCHISM, ENVY, JEALOUSY, AND REGRET AS WELL AS BASEBALL AND, EVEN, MURDER.

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MONOLOGUE SCRIPTS - $5
PLAY SCRIPTS - $10

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WE ARE PROUD TO SAY OUR COMEDY PLAY SCRIPTS HAVE BEEN PERFORMED IN FESTIVALS, THEATRES, COLLEGES, HIGH SCHOOLS AND ONE ACT PLAY COMPETITIONS IN THE UNITED STATES AND AROUND THE WORLD.

INCLUDED IS A SERIES OF COMEDY- MYSTERIES FEATURING JUSTIN THYME, FICTIONAL DETECTIVE, WHO INVESTIGATES THE TOUGHEST, DIRTIEST CASES IN ALL OF ENGLISH LITERATURE AS WELL AS THE TWO ACT COMEDY "CAESAR & CLEO" ABOUT THE FOLKS WHO RAN THE ROMAN EMPIRE... RIGHT INTO THE GROUND.

Two characters, a man and a woman, trapped in a one act play try to sort out their relationship while dealing with a scenario in which their lines are constantly re-written.

23 pages
Two characters
One man- one woman.

In a land where "beauty is only skin deep - thank God" a "woman of a certain age" takes drastic action when she learns that she's been surpassed in the looks department by her sexy stepdaughter as the tales of "Sleeping Beauty" and "Snow White" get rolled into a 90210 facelift in this funny one act play.

25 pages
7 characters
3 females - 4 males (smaller male roles can be double cast)



A bittersweet story that moves back and forth in time as a couple accidentally reconnect ten years after sharing a passionate but shortlived relationship.

24 pages
4 characters
2 females - 2 males

Winner All Ireland One Act Play Competition

A slovenly and indecisive Hamlet, a marriage bent Ophelia, an oversexed Gertrude, a power hungry Claudius and a revenge seeking Ghost let their hair down to Ruby, Elsinore's hairdresser with attitude in this award winning one act play.

18 pages
6 characters
3 males - 3 females


A comedic look at all the things that make modern romance so much fun including infidelity, emotional masochism, envy, bad sex, letting go and getting caught in this well reviewed one act.

33 pages
17 characters
7 women - 10 men
(Many opportunities for double casting)

"In a comedy about love and men, Shakespeare's Juliet gets conflicting advice from "Othello's" Desdemona, "Taming of the Shrew's" Kate and, finally, just the severed head of Henry VIII's late wife Anne Boleyn."

17 pages
Roles for five females.
Shakespeare's famous balcony scene goes slightly askew when a fleeing Casanova shows up to turn Romeo from a lover to a seducer under Juliet's balcony.

12 pages
3 characters
2 males - 1 female

This funny one act takes place within the fevered imagination of a man in a romantic crisis, as a confused dentist is tormented by three fantasy women who represent his uptight fiancee, an oversexed wish fullfillment bimbo and his whip cracking ex-wife.

18 pages
4 characters
1 male - 3 females

 

The sexy and suggestive computer voice of a high tech automobile becomes jealous of the new owner's girlfriend and threatens to destroy his life in this modern one act script.

16 pages
4 characters
2 male - 2 females

The audience becomes part of the show in this one act play as a young man engages some of the female attendees as well as the three areas of his brain that affect sex and love while trying to find the girl of his dreams in this funny and contemporary one act play.

15 pages
8 characters
4 males - 4 females

Four friends participate in a dance of shifting romances, friendships and betrayals in this modern one act play.

15 pages
6 characters
3 male - 3 females

Monologue-Male or Female

A snippy stage manager gets carried away in his/her instructions to the audience regarding proper behaviour during the performance of the play to follow. This short monologue can precede any production.

2 pages
1 character
Male or female

Cinderella and Juliet commiserate about romantic love, happily ever after and what went wrong with their marriages in this popular ten minute play.

9 pages
3 women

With a reptilian bartender acting as matchmaker, the future of the human race looks anything but promising when a sophisticated Eve meets the hunky but dim Adam over apple margaritas at the Garden of Eden Bar & Grill in this audience pleasing ten minute play.


12 pages
3 characters
2 males - 1 female
A man who claims to be inept around women successfully hits on them by telling them why he doesn't find them attractive in this very funny ten minute play.

8 pages
3 characters
1 male - 2 females

A woman relives her most disastrous post divorce dates while lying to an on line dating service she's trying to register with.

10 pages
7 characters
1 female - 6 males

What happens between the moment an angry woman demands a complete stranger answer her cell phone and the moment she invites him home in this modern one act play for two people..

6 pages
2 characters
1 female - 1 male

An egotistical super hero has difficulty consummating a liaison with the sexy and eager wife of his super hero rival until he reveals his true identity in this laugh filled ten minute play.

7 pages
1 female - 1 male

A stage actress refuses to do a nude scene only to become insanely jealous when the director decides to replace her with an imaginary actress that is stealing her thunder.

4 characters
2 male - 1 female
1 male or female

Roles for one female, two males and one male or female.

Romance and commitment get turned inside out when two emotional masochists form a relationship based on mutual rejection.

7 Pages
Roles for one female and one male.

Ever wonder how those super hero movies make it to the big screen? This hilarious short play takes you behind the scenes as a sexy, tough talking female superhero with a chip on her shoulder negotiates the sale of her life story to the movies.

7 pages
Roles for one female and one male.

It's a matter of trust betrayed when an open marriage almost collapses over the husband's revelation that he's never been unfaithful in this topsy turvy ten minute play.

7 pages
1 male - 1 female.

A wife and a mistress want what the other has... until they get it in this unusual contemporary ten minute play in which the characters only address the audience and not each other.

7 pages
2 females - 1 male

A baseball/softball catcher uses the rules of grammar to drive opposing batters crazy in this funny short play.

3 pages
4 characters
male or female

A young couple try to explain where it all went wrong when she kept changing and he never did in this short play for two people.

4 pages
2 characters
1 male - 1 female

 

 

 

 

 

 




Caesar & Cleo
Two Act Comedy

With a hip hop style Roman Chorus providing narration, Julius Caesar's wily number one slave Colitus tries to guide his thick and lustful master through the jealousies and power grabs that threaten his rule. In this bawdy two act play about the folks who ran the Roman Empire - right into the ground - the luscious Cleopatra, the ambitious Brutus, the lean and hungry Cassius and the dim witted Marc Antony all make plans to knife Caesar in the back while Colitus maneuvers to keep his master safe just along enough to gain his own freedom.

57 pages
10 characters
chorus that doubles in smaller roles

Listen to complete original audio production.
This is the abridged 35 minute version of the full length play.

Both the full length script and the abridged version are available for production.


Tough talking, hardboiled detective Justin Thyme travels to 11th century Denmark to find out who whacked Hamlet's old man and runs into a king named Claudius who wants him dead, a prince named Hamlet who doesn't know what he wants and a dame named Ophelia who wants everything including Thyme in this award winning one act send up of both Hamlet and the hard boiled detective genre.

38 pages
18 characters
Opportunities for double and triple casting



Listen to complete audio production of "The Case Of The Prince Formerly Known As Hamlet"


Justin Thyme, the hard boiled fictional detective, gets burned by an old flame by the name of Lady MacBeth, when he's hired to find out who zotzed the King of Scotland in this hilarious one act send up of Shakespeare's famous play.

25 pages
12 characters
6 male - 6 female


Nobody is what they seem when Justin Thyme, fictional detective, heads to Sherlock Holmes country to find his client frightened to death by a four hundred year old hound the size of a Buick and a list of suspects that includes the slow witted heir to the murdered man's fortune, his butler, a butterfly collecting twit and a beautiful woman who immediately casts her spell over our detective.

27 pages
10 characters
7 males - 3 females

It's a Grimm case of murder when Thyme searches for the killer of his old pal William Jefferson "Humpty" Dumpty. Thyme suspects the murder may be linked to the disappearance of a gorgeous young dame. In search of the culprit, Thyme’s list of suspects grows to include the beautiful, tough talking Rapunzel; Veronica Virago, a woman who gives wicked stepmothers a bad name; B.B. Wolfe, the local crime lord; not to mention a sexy frail named Bo Peep as well as another dame who slinks in and out of Thyme’s life wearing a “little red riding hood” – a very little red riding hood.

32 pages
13 characters
8 women - 5 men
Opportunities for double casting

Thyme travels to Transylvania to find out why the country has experienced a sudden shortage of virgins. No sooner does he arrive then his old friend Igor tells him him that the man who summoned him is dead, meets the delicious Molly, takes refuge in an eerie castle, meets its master Count Dracula, gets locked in a cell, loses Molly, goes on a bender, recovers only to find Molly has become an undead bride of Dracula. Will Thyme defeat the immortal vampire? Will he rescue Molly? And will our intrepid gumshoe escape a fate worse than death when Molly proposes they marry and move to the suburbs?

30 pages
15 characters
7 males - 8 females

Female Monologues

A woman fantasizes about the stranger of her dreams in this one minute monologue.

1/2 page
1 female

Ophelia dishes on the royal family while explaining why she has to marry Hamlet or die.

4pages
1 female

Male Monologues

In this delightful and funny monologue, the legendary Prince Charming takes center stage to talk about the expectations, pressures and disappointments that come with being every woman's "dream come true." Along the way the Prince talks about his ex-wives Rapunzel and Snow White and that beautiful girl he met at the ball who disappeared at the stroke of midnight.

4 pages
1 male

An insecure and paranoid playwright talks about writing and women two things he seems to know little about in this unusual comedy monologue.

4 pages
1 male