| HOW
TO PURCHASE A SCRIPT
All
plays and monologues written by Bruce Kane are available for production.
ROYALTIES:
Professional and amateurs are hereby warned that all plays owned by Bruce
Kane Productions are subject to a royalty.
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COPYRIGHT:
All plays owned by Bruce Kane Productions are
protected by copyright law and may not be performed without written permission.
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more)
| THERE
ARE TWO WAYS TO ORDER A SCRIPT |
ORDER
BY CREDIT CARD (using PayPal)
Your play will download to your computer upon completion of the payment
process.
ORDER BY MAIL (pay by check or money order)
Your play will be emailed to you upon receipt of your payment.
All
plays are delivered ELECTRONICALLY whether paid for by credit card or
by check.
| ORDERING
THREE OR MORE SCRIPTS |
If
you wish to purchase three or more scripts and don't want to order
each script individually, we can invoice you via PayPal which will
allow you to make one payment by credit card. To order three or
more scripts please contact us at bk@kaneprod.com.
Include the names of the plays you wish to order and the email address
to which you want the invoice sent. Upon receipt of payment we will
email you the scripts you ordered in Adobe Acrobat format. |
| TO
PURCHASE A SCRIPT USING A CREDIT CARD (VIA OUR PAY PAL ACCOUNT) |
TO INSURE THAT THE PROCESS WORKS SMOOTHLY...
PLEASE
READ INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE ORDERING
The
process is very simple,
but reading the instructions
will make it even simpler.
BE
SURE YOU HAVE ADOBE ACROBAT READER:
Your
play will download as an Adobe Acrobat file. Please be sure you
have an Adobe Acrobat reader before beginning the process. If you
do not have an Adobe Acrobat reader properly installed your play
will not download.
Click
here to download free Adobe Acrobat Reader
Once
your are certain you have the Adobe Acrobat reader then: |
ORDERING:
Click
on the button
next to the play you wish to order.
You
will be taken to a PayPal ordering form which will allow you to
pay by credit card.
You
do not have to register with PayPal to pay by credit card.
|
HOW
YOUR PLAY WILL BE DELIVERED:
IF
YOU ARE A REGISTERED PAY PAL MEMBER
Please
wait until your credit card payment has been completely processed.
Once your order has been processed, the play you have selected
will appear on your computer screen
as an Adobe Acrobat file (.pdf)
Your
play will not be emailed to you. Repeat, it will not be emailed
to you.
|
If you are NOT a REGISTERED PAYPAL MEMBER
Please
wait until your credit card payment has been completely processed.
On the FINAL PAYMENT PAGE - click on the "Return to Merchant"
button.
You will be taken to the play that you have ordered. |
WHAT
TO DO IN CASE OF DOWNLOAD FAILURE:
The
play should download to your computer immediately after your payment
has been processed. By immediately we mean within minutes, if
not seconds.
If
your script does not download immediately, contact us immediately
by Clicking
Here, explain your problem and we will
email you the play you ordered.
Do
not wait days to contact us.
Do
not place a duplicate order.
Repeat. If you receive notice from PayPal that your order
has been completed and your credit card has been charged, do
not place a duplicate order. Contact us and explain
the problem.
Scripts
might be prevented from appearing on your screen because of your
security set-up, firewall or pop up blocker. Whatever the reason,
be sure to contact us immediately so we can get you the script you
ordered. We want you to have it. |
BE
SURE TO 'SAVE' THE SCRIPT TO YOUR COMPUTER
If
you have a problem ordering through PayPal please contact us by
Clicking Here
|
Did
you read the instructions above?
If
not, please do so. They will save you time and trouble.
Once
again.....
If
you are NOT a REGISTERED PAYPAL MEMBER
Please
wait until your credit card payment has been completely processed.
On the FINAL PAYMENT PAGE - click on the "Return
to Merchant" button.
You will be taken to the play that you have ordered. |
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MONOLOGUES
ONE ACTS JUSTIN
THYME MYSTERIES CAESAR &
CLEO
WE
WILL BE ON VACATION FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
WE WILL BE RESPONDING TO REQUESTS FOR INFORMATION AND DOWNLOAD PROBLEMS
DURING THIS PERIOD.
HOWEVER, OUR RESPONSE TIME WILL DEPEND ON OUR AVAILABILITY.
TO AVOID ANY DOWNLOAD PROBLEMS, PLEASE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. |
|
COST |
PURCHASE |
| MONOLOGUES |
| "Prince
Charming's Complaint" |
$10 |
|
| "The
Further Adventures of Waspwoman" |
$10 |
|
| "Dating
Hamlet " |
$10 |
|
| "Instructions
To The Audience" |
$10 |
|
| "Jeff
On Dolores" |
$5 |
|
| "Dolores
On Jeff" |
$5 |
|
| "You've
Got Male" |
$10 |
|
| "Recurring
Fantasy" |
$5 |
|
| "Married
I Know" |
$5 |
|
| "Lois's
Lament" |
$5 |
|
| "Paul
Newman Never Played A Guy Named Murray" |
$10 |
|
| ONE
ACTS |
| "Opposites
Attract" |
$10 |
|
| "Cracking
The Whip" |
$10 |
|
| "Cindy
and Julie" |
$10 |
|
| "Caught
In The Act" |
$10 |
|
| "Under
The Balcony" |
$10 |
|
| "In
The Beginning" |
$10 |
|
| "Pitch
And Catch" |
$10 |
|
| "Ruby
Of Elsinore" |
|
|
| "No
Names, Please" |
$10 |
|
| "Nude
Scene" |
$10 |
|
| "Mirror,
Mirror" |
$10 |
|
| "Monster
Dating" |
$10 |
|
| "The
Real Problem" |
$10 |
|
| "I
Can Explain" |
$10 |
|
| "Wham!
Bam!" |
$10 |
|
| "Bedfellows" |
$10 |
|
| "Masochism
Tango" |
$10 |
|
| "One
Night Only" |
$10 |
|
| "Open
And Shut Marriage" |
$10 |
|
| "Out
Of Therapy" |
$10 |
|
| "The
Scent Was Intoxicating" |
$10 |
|
| "Overheard" |
$10 |
|
| "Ring
Tone" |
$10 |
|
| "Hitting
On Women 101" |
$10 |
|
| "Bobby's
Brain" |
$10 |
|
| "Caesar
& Cleo" - 35 minute abridged version |
$10 |
|
| JUSTIN
THYME MYSTERIES |
|
|
| "The
Case Of The Prince Formerly Known As Hamlet" |
$10 |
|
| "The
Case Of The Really Big Dog Of The Baskervilles" |
$10 |
|
| "The
Case of The Tale Told By An Idiot" |
$10 |
|
| "The
Case Of The Count Formerly Known As Dracula" |
$10 |
|
| FULL
LENGTH |
| "Caesar
& Cleo" |
$10 |
|
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