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An excerpt from:
"NO
NAMES, PLEASE"
(A Short One Act Play)
(1 male, 1 female)
By Bruce Kane
"No Names, Please" is short one act play for one man and one woman in which a predatory woman lays out the ground rules for extra-marital affairs to her new lover.
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Bruce Kane Productions 2005
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must give credit to Bruce Kane as sole Author of the Play in all programs
distributed in connection with performance of the Play and in all instances
in which the title of the Play appears for any purposes of advertising,
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Kane must also appear immediately following the title of the Play and
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type used for the title. The Author’s name must be equal to or larger
than the Director's, but never smaller than that of the Director. The
above billing must appear as follows: "No Names, Please" by
Bruce Kane.
WARNING No one shall make any changes to this play for the purpose of
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for production.
"NO
NAMES, PLEASE"
By Bruce Kane
(This is a moment from the play)
BARRY: Just for the sake of argument, if you should find yourself, you know…falling in love with me.
SALLY: Not a chance.
BARRY: You don’t think it’s possible.
SALLY: Of course, not… Getting romantically involved would threaten everything
BARRY: You don’t find me attractive?
SALLY: Are you kidding? I can’t wait to get you into bed.
BARRY: I find you attractive.
SALLY: That goes without saying.
BARRY: What if I start to fall in love with you? Just for conversation’s sake.
SALLY: That is a real danger. But, don’t worry, I’m aware of all the danger signs.
BARRY: The danger signs.
SALLY: If I get even a glimmer that you’re falling in love with me, I call the whole thing off.
BARRY: You call it off.
SALLY: (snaps his fingers) Just like that.
BARRY: I see.
SALLY: We both have marriages to protect.
BARRY: You’re right.
SALLY: I love…
BARRY: James.
SALLY: Please.
BARRY: Right no names.
SALLY: And you love…
BARRY: Mary… (Sally shoots him a disapproving look)…Ooops… I did it again.
(The play continues...)
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