”HITTING ON WOMEN 101”
A Short Play
By Bruce Kane

A man uses his ineptness at picking up women to pick up women in this short one act play.

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”HITTING ON WOMEN 101”
A Short Play
By Bruce Kane

PLACE: A COCKTAIL PARTY

TIME: NOW

CHARACTERS:

TIM: early thirties, nice looking, lacking in confidence

ANGIE: Late twenties, attractive, defensive, a little angry

SECOND WOMAN: Thirty, attractive, angry

(This excerpt picks up after Tim has explained to Angie, a woman he has just met, how inept he is at talking to women he finds attractive)

ANGIE: Didn’t win her heart?

TIM: Or any other part of her. And it’s been pretty much downhill ever since.

ANGIE: Have you ever tried to do anything about it?

TIM: You mean, like take a class?

ANGIE: They’ve got ‘em for everything else.

TIM: If you ever come across “Hitting On Women 101” let me know.

ANGIE: I could teach that class. What woman couldn’t?

TIM: I wouldn’t know.

ANGIE: Mmmmmm.

TIM: Mmmmmmmm?

ANGIE: Let’s say for the sake of argument…

TIM: Yes?

ANGIE: Let’s say you’ve just walked into a party.

TIM: This party?

ANGIE: Any party.

TIM: Where is this going?

ANGIE: Just go with me on this.

TIM: Okay.

ANGIE: You see a woman across a room.

TIM: A woman?

ANGIE: A woman… Say a woman like me.

TIM: Do I know you?

ANGIE: No.

TIM: We’re strangers, then?

ANGIE: Complete strangers. But, you’re immediately interested.

TIM: Why?

ANGIE: Why what?

TIM: Why am I interested?

ANGIE: Because I have breasts and I’m breathing. What other reason does a man need?

TIM: No offense… But you’re really not my type.

ANGIE: You’re not off to a good start.

TIM: My type are tall redheads with big…

ANGIE: You’re stalling, aren’t you?

TIM: You noticed.

ANGIE: Okay. You see me across the room. I’m a tall redhead with enormous boobs.

TIM: I need a refill.

ANGIE: That can wait… You see me.

TIM: What are you wearing?

ANGIE: What difference does it make?

TIM: Are you wearing a low cut neckline?

ANGIE: Whatever turns you on.

TIM: This is important. When a woman wears a low cut neckline, I never know where to look. Will she be insulted if I look or is she showing off all that cleavage because she wants me to look and if I don’t look, will she be insulted?

ANGIE: How’s this? I’m wearing a turtleneck.

TIM: Mmmmmm. Bra or no bra?

ANGIE: Will you come on… Bra.

TIM: Then why am I attracted to you?

ANGIE: Forget it.

TIM: I told you.

ANGIE: Maybe if you just spilled something on me.

(The Play Continues)

 

 

 

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