THE ADVENTURES OF HARD CASE - FICTIONAL DETECTIVE

"It ended like most of my cases... with everybody dead."

Hard Case - "Hardboiled Hamlet."

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"Step away from the vampire and nobody gets hurt."

Hard Case - "The Girl With The Peforated Hickey"

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"For a British dame she was alright. Hair the color of strawberries. Peaches and cream complexion. Eyes like blueberries and for lips... two red delicious apples. I couldn’t tell if I was fallin’ for her or just low on vitamin C."

Hard Case - "The Really Big Dog Of The Baskervilles"

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"That's right MacBeth… Birnham Wood has come to Dunsinane. Now ask yourself this question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya MacBeth?"

Hard Case - "MacBeth The Knife"

The name's Case - Hard Case. I work for the F.B. I. The Fictional Bureau of

Investigation. I handle the toughest, dirtiest cases in English literature. That's right,

I'm a fictional detective.

You may have heard of me. I'm the shamus who nailed the guy

who knocked off Hamlet's old man. I also slammed the cuffs on

on a dame named Lady MacBeth who zotzed a Scottish king so her

husband could grab the crown and everything else that wasn't

nailed down.

As for Count Dracula, that blood sucker won't be bothering

any more virgins for a while. Not since I nailed him to a wall

like a bad painting.

It's true, I got there too late to save Lord Baskerville.

But, I got the bunch that did the dirty deed in spite of a four

hundred year old curse and a pooch the size of a Buick.

If you want to know more, and I see no reason why you

wouldn't, there's a guy out there who claims he's a

writer. Goes by the name of Plume. Noam D. Plume. You can

find him peddling his wares on Amazon. He's been chronicling

my cases for a while. He likes to call it chronicling. I like

to call it ripping me off.

Check 'em out anyway. Every case is filled with murder,

sex, intrigue, sex, betrayal, sex, danger and did

I mention... sex?

"FOURPLAY TO MURDER" is available in book form.

The others are available for immediate download

to your Kindle or reading devices with the Kindle App.

The Adventures Of Hard Case - Fictional Detective

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"It ended like most of my cases... with everybody dead." Hard Case - "Hardboiled Hamlet." --------------------- "Step away from the vampire and nobody gets hurt." Hard Case - "The Girl With The Peforated Hickey" --------------------- "For a British dame she was alright. Hair the color of strawberries. Peaches and cream complexion. Eyes like blueberries and for lips... two red delicious apples. I couldn’t tell if I was fallin’ for her or just low on vitamin C." Hard Case - "The Really Big Dog Of The Baskervilles" --------------------- "That's right MacBeth… Birnham Wood has come to Dunsinane. Now ask yourself this question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya MacBeth?" Hard Case - "MacBeth The Knife"
	The name's Case - Hard Case. I work for the F.B. I. The Fictional Bureau of Investigation. I handle the toughest, dirtiest cases in English literature. That's right, I'm a fictional detective. You may have heard of me. I'm the shamus who nailed the guy who knocked off Hamlet's old man. I also slammed the cuffs on on a dame named Lady MacBeth who zotzed a Scottish king so her husband could grab the crown and everything else that wasn't nailed down. As for Count Dracula, that blood sucker won't be bothering any more virgins for a while. Not since I nailed him to a wall like a bad painting. It's true, I got there too late to save Lord Baskerville. But, I got the bunch that did the dirty deed in spite of a four hundred year old curse and a pooch the size of a Buick. If you want to know more, and I see no reason why you wouldn't, there's a guy out there who claims he's a writer. Goes by the name of Plume. Noam D. Plume. You can find him peddling his wares on Amazon. He's been chronicling my cases for a while. He likes to call it chronicling. I like to call it ripping me off. Check 'em out anyway. Every case is filled with murder, sex, intrigue, sex, betrayal, sex, danger and did I mention... sex? "FOURPLAY TO MURDER" is available in book form. The others are available for immediate download to your Kindle or reading devices with the Kindle App.