"It ended like most of my cases... with everybody dead." Hard Case - "Hardboiled Hamlet." --------------------- "Step away from the vampire and nobody gets hurt." Hard Case - "The Girl With The Peforated Hickey" --------------------- "For a British dame she was alright. Hair the color of strawberries. Peaches and cream complexion. Eyes like blueberries and for lips... two red delicious apples. I couldn’t tell if I was fallin’ for her or just low on vitamin C." Hard Case - "The Really Big Dog Of The Baskervilles" --------------------- "That's right MacBeth… Birnham Wood has come to Dunsinane. Now ask yourself this question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya MacBeth?" Hard Case - "MacBeth The Knife"
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Investigation. I handle the toughest, dirtiest cases in English literature. That's right, I'm a fictional detective.
who knocked off Hamlet's old man. I also slammed the cuffs on on a dame named Lady MacBeth who zotzed a Scottish king so her husband could grab the crown and everything else that wasn't nailed down.
any more virgins for a while. Not since I nailed him to a wall like a bad painting.
But, I got the bunch that did the dirty deed in spite of a four hundred year old curse and a pooch the size of a Buick.
wouldn't, there's a guy out there who claims he's a writer. Goes by the name of Plume. Noam D. Plume. You can find him peddling his wares on Amazon. He's been chronicling my cases for a while. He likes to call it chronicling. I like to call it ripping me off.
sex, intrigue, sex, betrayal, sex, danger and did I mention... sex?
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The Adventures Of Hard Case - Fictional Detective